bella\ swan

1. (Bella Swan) (1589↑, 176↓)

The main character in the Twilight saga, AKA he most annoying bitch in popular English literature. She's whiney, shallow, has a superiority complex, and is a necrophiliac. She's also a Mary Sue that most people love anyway.

Twilight Fangirl: I wish I was Bella Swan\! Sane Person: Why? You want to be a shallow, two-faced bitch?

Author: JadeHeartOfFire http://bella-swan.urbanup.com/3820545

2. (Bella Swan) (1144↑, 164↓)

The personification of [Stephanie Meyer] as written by herself if she was as popular and perfect, as she wishes she had been in high school. Essentially perfect and lacking any sort of flaws or personality, as to make her easier for teen girls to identify with, though, in reality, it just makes teen girls focus more on [Edward Cullen], driving the popularity of a shitty book even higher.

"Bella Swan? Isn't that the girl who hangs around Edward all the time?" "Who cares, Edward is there."

Author: Trast http://bella-swan.urbanup.com/3574292

3. (Bella Swan) (1203↑, 330↓)

1. A character in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight 2. A pretty swan 3. A random act of clumsiness or stupidity

3. I pulled a Bella Swan today and accidentally went flying over the sofa.

Author: diddly oop http://bella-swan.urbanup.com/2064647

4. (Bella Swan) (980↑, 143↓)

Bella Swan is a whiny cow in the Twilight Saga

Bella Swan: oh no, edward and jacob both love me. -whinge whinge- -cut-

Author: Shelby Peatling [woot] http://bella-swan.urbanup.com/3741772

5. (bella swan) (839↑, 230↓)

A character from the poorly written 'Twilight' Series.

It would have been sp much better if James would have killed her.. bella swan is just as boring as edward they belong together.

Author: All knowing Teen http://bella-swan.urbanup.com/3596194

6. (Bella Swan) (495↑, 69↓)

1. A character in the Twilight series 2. A painfully obvious Mary-Sue

Bella Swan is such a sueish character\!

Author: Mika Dowlen (Lilac) http://bella-swan.urbanup.com/3736780

7. (Bella Swan) (459↑, 51↓)

a whiny, spoiled, bitchy, self-centered character in the Twilight series. Ends up with Edward. Has no real personality except for the fact that she cant walk in a straight line and loves fucking Edward Cullen. Is the girl most girls (and some boys) want to be only because she screws Edward.

BellaWannabe: "OHMYGOD\! I LOVE EDWARD\! I WISH I WAS BELLA SWAN\! SmartPerson: "You want to be a klutzy whiny bitch?"

Author: BellaIsABitch http://bella-swan.urbanup.com/4018910

8. (Bella Swan) (323↑, 85↓)

Bella swan is a stupid bitch who dosen't deserve Edward or Jacob. She also thinks that everyone loves her. Although she is the most retarded character in the Twilight series everyone wants to be her

look at bella Swan she's such a slut bella: oh jacob doing this for me cause he loves me\!\! aww soo sweet Jacob: no i'm not you stupid bitch\! i don't love you anymore... i like your daughter cause your a whore

Author: harry potter nerd http://bella-swan.urbanup.com/3814184

9. (bella swan) (582↑, 395↓)

The main character of the book [twilight] by Stephanie Meyer.

A lot of people wish they could be Bella Swan.

Author: Narita Sandhu http://bella-swan.urbanup.com/1980219

10. (Bella Swan) (197↑, 24↓)

A stupid stuttering girl from the overly-adjective saga Twilight. She is overly obsessive and starts seeing hallucinations, jumps off of cliffs and busts her head open riding motorcycles JUST to see a dead person [Edward]. Also she's a selfish little person who wants Jacob AND Edward. Portrays necrophilia and bestiality. Is said to be really average looking but a lot of guys like her, cannot dress to save her life and seems to be incredibly boring.

Edward Cullen: I'm leaving you Bella Swan: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-ut w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-whhy? n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no-o-o\!

Author: rjfghjsehgnr http://bella-swan.urbanup.com/4490114

11. (Bella Swan) (155↑, 37↓)

Verb: An act of clumsiness or stupidity.

I pulled a Bella Swan in Wal-Mart today, someones going to be doing their job

Author: betting--on--alice http://bella-swan.urbanup.com/3908789

12. (bella swan) (703↑, 593↓)

a stupid slut who is way out of her league and doesn't deserve Jacob, even though she breaks his heart. i personally wish Victoria just slaughtered her.

Bella Swan needs to be killed by someone already.

Author: Twilight is my religion x3 http://bella-swan.urbanup.com/2946978

13. (Bella Swan) (97↑, 14↓)

The main character in the 'Twilight' series. A girl who somehow has to choose between Beastiality and Necrophilia.

"Should I choose the furry, or the sparkly?" - Bella swan

Author: TheBigMystery http://bella-swan.urbanup.com/4906137

14. (bella swan) (98↑, 16↓)

A young Mary-sue who is a total klutz that even if she did die in the first book you wouldn’t be surprised. She practically lives of Edwards hair, breath, nose, mouth, eyes, sparklieness, stupidity and anything else that turns her on slightly. She has no problem with Edward her fairy oh shit I mean vampire, coming into her bedroom each night and watching her sleep. He probably jacks off as well while doing it. In the very last book she is impregnated by Edward and is newly ‘gifted’ with a half human half vampire daughter named Renesme. She prances around as a vampire after giving birth to her newly freak of a daughter who will hook up with Bella’s BFF Jacob Black who weirdly enough is a werewolf who has a conflict with Edward.

Twihard 1: OME\!\!\! [bella swan] does NOT deserve [Edward]\! I do\!\!\!\! Twihard 2: OMJ\!\!\! I totally agree\! Ungrateful Skank\! I deserve [Jacob] and his hot abs\! *Twihards high five*

Author: vjhjcfldfhgkfbjglsdf http://bella-swan.urbanup.com/4804167

15. (Bella Swan) (243↑, 189↓)

The main character of the Twilight series. written as exceptionally clumsy with unbelievable bad luck. described to be very beautiful yet highly insecure. She moves from Phoenix, AZ to Forks WA to live with her father. upon settling in the most sunless peninsula in the United States she meets and falls madly in love with Edward Cullen who is a vampire. Her incredible bad luck and "mouthwatering sent" attract Edward Cullen thus resulting in a complicated and obsessive relationship. Through Breaking Dawn, she marries Edward and becomes Bella Cullen.

God i wish i was Bella Swan, shes got beauty and Edward\! Dont trip and pull a Bella Swan.

Author: TrinityLife http://bella-swan.urbanup.com/3342249

16. (Bella Swan) (63↑, 18↓)

1. A [necrophiliac] who is also very clumsy. May or may not be insane saying that vampires sparkle. Also has been known to have [bestiality] with a wolf. If you see her run very far away. 2. A girl closely related to Mary Sue, they might be twins.

OMG is that Bella Swan? Run away\!\!\!\!\!\! I think I'm going to do a Bella Swan and bang some dead dudes and wolves.

Author: goanddie http://bella-swan.urbanup.com/4890596

17. (Bella Swan) (30↑, 8↓)

A co-dependent whore who can't think about anything but sex. Becomes suicidal if her gay sparkly boyfriend dumps her. A lot a people consider her a bitch. This is true but she is also a slut\!

That girl is so easy, she is such a whore." ... "I wonder if she is related to Bella Swan?

Author: AlphaWolfMika http://bella-swan.urbanup.com/5547479

18. (Bella Swan) (9↑, 1↓)

Possibly one of the worst written, most irritating characters in modern literature. Bella is a whiny, two-faced idiot, with a severe vampire complex. I don't understand how [Stephenie Meyer] managed to get a degree. I really don't.

Teenage girls that like vampires should not be allowed to read. That way, shitty vampire novels about Bella Swan and [Edward Cullen] would keep out of our bookstores.

Author: Mo'suckra http://bella-swan.urbanup.com/5872709

19. (Bella Swan) (56↑, 333↓)

Isabella Swan, nicknamed Bella, is an ordinary girl when she moves to the dreary town of Forks. Leaving behind the warm sun of Arizona, her crazy lovable mother, and her new stepfather to live with her father, Charlie, Bella just wishes to be left alone. Although Bella doesn't see it she is a striking young woman and the boys in her school immediatly notice. With her mezmorizing brown eyes, pale skin, and chocolate colored hair Bella recieves the attention she was hoping to avoid. Now living in a new town with many admirers and her quiet father Bella meets a boy that is unlike any that she has met before. When Bella meets the dark, gorgeous, and mysterious Edward Cullen she is taken back by the hatred in those black eyes that stare back at her. Bella puzzles over why Edward hates her so much and when Edward comes back to school after days of absence a new puzzlement begins in her head. Why is he friendly today? Why are his eyes now butterscotch? Why is he so breathtaking? Why do I feel the need to find the secret he hides? Diving in to all her questions Bella sees who the real Edward Cullen is. He is not only protective, kind, and a remarkable talented person, he is also a vampire. Bella falls head over heels with this vampire and he does the same with her. Bella carries trouble wherever she goes and is always thinking about her beloved vampire. All in all Bella Swan is a beautiful, observant, and kind human who gets the fairy tale she never expected to get in Forks, Washington.

Student 1: Hey did you see that new girl, Bella Swan? Student 2: Yeah she's beautiful think she'll go out with me?

Author: This is how i do http://bella-swan.urbanup.com/3924085

20. (Bella Swan) (36↑, 394↓)

the luckiest girl in existence. (even if she does exist in a book)

me: I love Bella\! She's so brave\! AND Bella gets to marry Edward, become a vampire, and have a happy life. friend: can I change my name to Bella Swan?

Author: Edwardluv4evaandEVA http://bella-swan.urbanup.com/3891224

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Last updated: 2012.02.29